Sticky Situation, Bad Pun

I was minding my own business when I heard one of the dogs whining and yelping in terror. I rushed to the garage to find Ish, the pug, running around with a fly trap stuck to her head. In the process of ripping it off of her, I got sticky fly trap goo all over my hands (and inexplicably on the back of my right leg). When my mom got home, I had to hold the dog while she shaved the sticky fur off. And after that it took me an hour of scrubbing with paint-thinner and soap with pumice to get the stickiness off of me.

It's official. I officially hate fly traps. O - fficially!