1000 Miles

There is a woman that works with me. She is possibly one of the most annoying people I've ever met. She talks loudly, she likes to interrupt people, and she has a god-awful annoying laugh. But the thing that bugs me the most about her is her New Jersey accent. How a woman from New Jersey ended up in rural Missouri, I'll never know (literally, because I don't think I could stand to listen to her try and explain it to me). But now I know why New Jersey and Missouri are separated by a thousand miles.