Hell Is Other People

INT. THE WAITING ROOM

A small, sparsely-furnished room with no door. MAN, INEZ, and ESTELLE examine their surroundings and try to determine where there are and how they got there.

MAN

Whoa! This is so weird!

ESTELLE

What!

MAN

Oh man. I just realized: this is just like that play!

ESTELLE

What play?

MAN

You know, that play with the guy and the two ladies stuck in a room and they’re all fighting. It’s by a french guy.

INEZ

French Stewart?

MAN

No, it’s a french name.

ESTELLE

The name of the play or the name of the guy?

INEZ

The French Connection?

MAN

No, I’m talking about the guy.

INEZ

Casa Blanca!

ESTELLE

That’s spanish, you moron, not french.

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