All Kind of Girls

There are fat girls, and there are skinny girls. There are fat girls that think they're skinny, and there are skinny girls that think they're fat. There are tall and skinny model-looking girls. There are tall and fat football-player-looking girls. There are short and skinny waif girls. There are short and fat oompa-loompa girls. There are girls that are skinny-topped and fat-bottomed ("Fat-bottom girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round." -- Queen).

But perhaps the most perplexing girl body type is the fat-topped girls with skinny bottoms. How is it possible? It seems that gravity would dictate that all the fat stored in the upper body would slowly migrate down into her chicken legs, and so be evenly distributed all over her body. But no, she goes right on defying Newton's favorite law and walks around looking like an pear held up by two toothpicks.