Monday, December 11, 2006

Men on Women

Women should be obscene and not heard.
--Groucho Marx

Direct thought is not an attribute of feminity. In this, women are now centuries behind man.
--Thomas Edison

Finding the least crazy chick is like looking for a needle in a stack of needles.
--Jaysix Usaustin, roommate

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
--Aristotle Onassis

Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
--Sigmund Freud

No matter how perfect a girl seems, some guy, somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit.
--Neil, friend

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
--Mark Twain


  1. McB, does any one of these quotes resonate with you more than the others? Personally, I identify with Neil's statement.

  2. I prefer a quote of my own concoction: Women are like flowers; they only live a couple days when you cut them and dunk them in a container of water.


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