Men on Women

Women should be obscene and not heard.

--Groucho Marx

Direct thought is not an attribute of feminity. In this, women are now centuries behind man.

--Thomas Edison

Finding the least crazy chick is like looking for a needle in a stack of needles.

--Jaysix Usaustin, roommate

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

--Aristotle Onassis

Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?

--Sigmund Freud

No matter how perfect a girl seems, some guy, somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit.

--Neil, friend

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.

--Mark Twain

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