Shower
Do you ever get out of the shower all clean and shiney, and then you think to yourself, "Dammit! I forgot to masturbate?"
when your fingers snap from crossing them so hard
Do you ever get out of the shower all clean and shiney, and then you think to yourself, "Dammit! I forgot to masturbate?"
can't say i'm a shower person
ReplyDeleteMaybe you need a post-it note right outside the shower for a reminder? (works for me...)
ReplyDeleteSend me your address, you pervert.
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