The Past Week in Review

• My sister was in the hospital with what the doctors initially thought to be apendicidis, but ended up being a kidney infection.
• I've been working everyday like a sonovabitch.
• I got $25.00 from my grandparents for Christmas.
• I've been trying to finish up my Christmas shopping before Thursday.
• I've been masturbating like no other.
• I passed all of my classes this semester.