"Your feet aren't that ugly."

I painted my toe-nails tonight. They are alternating light and dark green in honor of St. Patrick's Day. I guess some guys would find such a venture extremely emasculating. I don't see why; I've painted my nails before, and my penis didn't shrink up into my pelvis and turn into a vagina. Anyway, I've found that painting my nails is fun. But this is coming from a guy who likes to wear bracelets and necklaces.

Aside: The best compliment I've gotten in a while came from, Shalyn, a neighbor girl when she said, "Your feet aren't that ugly. You know, for a boy." I've always thought I had very nice feet.