Cynical McBastard

I'm sitting on my floor naked, eating Life cereal at 4 in the afternoon out of what I assume was intended to be a small dog food bowl, r...

If you had told me ten years ago -- hell, even two years ago -- that I would frequently be going on multiple dates with beautiful women, I w...

At 7pm last night, I shut down my work computer, finished the beer I'd been working on, and headed out the door. About a block away from...

I had my first sparring match today, just one round. The coach kept telling me to loosen up and move around, but every time I did, I got hit...

No Friends Thanks for reminding me, iPod.